For Sale, Baby Shoes, Worn by a Grown Adult Man

Boring As Heck

For sale: baby shoes, never worn.

Well, okay, to be more specific, never worn by a baby. I wore them – once – so they’re not in the best shape. But, I mean, like, a baby could probably still wear them. It’s not like they would know that there was anything wrong with them. Babies are generally pretty stupid.

Now I know what you’re probably thinking, but no, it’s not some weird fetish thing. It’s a thriving community of like-minded men. We have a message board, and we do monthly meet ups, y’know, we go to the movies, go for beers. And yes – we attempt to wear baby shoes.

There’s nothing wrong with grown men trying to wear baby shoes. Stop looking at me like that. And anyway, who are you to judge? You’re the one trying to buy baby shoes from a stranger. Me? I have a guy.

You know what? I shouldn’t even…

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